Girl Goes on Tinder Announcing Her Dad Just Died, Proceeds to Match With Fleet of Douche Canoes

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    Snout - 1 71% AT&T LTE 10:26 PM < Chris YOU MATCHED WITH CHRIS ON 2/24/17 Awesome mine too. Lets drink. I don't drink! Sorry about your dad! Sent Hes fine, but i figured it was an icebreaker on your statement
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    Font - 1 41% AT&T LTE 12:33 AM < Brandon YOU MATCHED WITH BRANDON ON 2/24/17 Hey Jenn:) Hi there! My dad just died! Sent Sorry to hear that. My dad just moved to Florida, so kind of the same thing?
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    Snout - AT&T LTE 11:10 PM 1 60% < Mike YOU MATCHED WITH MIKE ON 2/24/17 Hey gorgeous. Happy Friday! Any fun plans for the weekend? Hey there! No fun plans! My dad just died! Sent That sucks.
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    Text - Tim YOU MATCHED WITH TIM ON 2/24/17 Desperately seeking a funny person in my life! How are you?? Not great! My dad just died! Riiight.. I guess this is the moment I come clean about only comprehending one sentence at a time. My condolences to you. Sincerely. Thank you!
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    Text - Farshad YOU MATCHED WITH FARSHAD ON 2/24/17 Why do I never see couples do comedian Comedian couple I don't know! My dad just died! Sent See I wanna be a comedian and I know that could be rich of material Or oops Sorry? L
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    Head - 9:18 AM 1 100% eoo AT&T Jay YOU MATCHED WITH JAY ON 2/24/17 Hi Hi! My dad just died! Sent Feb 25, 2017, 2:18 AM Can I bury him in your asshole?

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